assbutt-i-might-be:

ultrafacts:

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True story. we read/translated poems of Catullus during Latin class, and dear lord that man had a dirty mouth. 

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foreveralone-lyguy:

sigsauer-ist:

goodbye

and then he runs into a trolley because he doesnt have brakes

foreveralone-lyguy:

sigsauer-ist:

goodbye

and then he runs into a trolley because he doesnt have brakes

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sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

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thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

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thekillersofficial:

This is sick you’re a sick sick man

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sniffing:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

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